Why Do All The Hot Girls Want Old, Loud SUVs?
Is this peak automotive absurdity?
For decades, making more money meant you could buy your way into better engineering and more refinement—at the very least, an air conditioning system that actually works. If you really wanted people to know you made it, you leased a Mercedes to insulate yourself from everyone who drove a domestic.
Now, the new money wants the exact opposite: expensive, noisy inconvenience, yet somehow repackaged as a lifestyle prop for the social media feed.
The Wall Street Journal recently learned that younger, affluent, hot girls are walking away from modern luxury to drop absurd sums on ancient, throwback, off-road SUVs. Take the 28-year-old in England who spent $16,500 on a 1994 Jeep Wrangler YJ.
“Those EV cars, they’ll run you over because you can’t even hear them,” said Lucy Matthews, 28, who lives in Manchester. She says people look at her in a 90s Jeep and think:" That’s a cool girl, driving a cool car."
Another influencer in Los Angeles admits to spending $100,000 on a 1995 Mercedes-Benz 230GE soft-top. These trucks aren't machines anymore; they’re tokens valued for their image rather than their function as an object— mere backdrops meant to signal a casual, effortless life that requires breathless effort and six figures to pull off.
Naturally, the shops are laughing all the way to the bank, reporting massive surges in buyers willing to pay six figures for a vintage Land Rover Defender or a restomodded Ford Bronco. Hagerty says it has seen an 80% surge in women under 50 who bought Broncos from the ’60s and ’70s.
The marketing pitch is that these old trucks show you have more "edge" than the girl driving something new. “An older Jeep seems very fun and girly to me, whereas a new Jeep is just not as cool,” one 20-year-old content creator from Florida was quoted as saying— but she drives a 2000 Jeep Sahara her parents bought for her.
There's even a notion going around that these vintage trucks subtly signal wealth because they're expensive to maintain. Funnier than the article itself are all the self-proclaimed car guys in the comments of the original WSJ article simping out advice to the hot girls. I want to scoff, but then I can't help but think, is this really more ridiculous than people buying used Toyota RAV4s for more than MSRP, or old men spending six figures on a Plymouth 'Cuda?
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